Ok, need some input here. Going to start a list of all the crazy/funny/strange sayings that I’m known to come up with. Just need help coming up with a name for this column. So far I have:

Saucy Sayings by Sehenuk

Send me your ideas!! Here’s a few to get it started…

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Never take Life Seriously, Nobody gets out alive anyway.

If it weren’t for Thomas Edison, we’d all would be watchin tv in the dark!!

Always forgive your enemies, it annoys them

What if the hokey pokey Is what it’s all about?

I’m not smiling at you. I’m just trying not to laugh

If you jogged backwards … would you gain weight?

And yes, I have plenty more wittiness in me!! Is that even a word??